Fingers changing sizes - rings dont fit

Since I have been wearing my rings more often (as I have been such a good girl and received a number of them as presents) I have noticed that my fingers change sizes as often as my bra sizes.

So ladies, to save your men from listening to you moaning about your rings not fitting, the answer is for them to buy numerous rings in all different sizes, so you always have one that fits perfectly, just like our bras!

We could have pregancy rings, after birth rings, premenstrual rings, menstrual rings, morning rings, afternoon rings lots and lots of rings to go with all our different sizes.

Its incredible, but actually quite annoying. First of all my middle left finger is alot smaller than my middle right finger and often wear my blue topaz ring on my left as I cant get it past my nuckel on the right. But then the other day I couldnt wear it on my left finger either. By about midday, my finger seemed to have shrunk and I could finally wear my favourite ring.

Many of my friends say Im skinney, including my best friends 6 year old, so maybe thats where all the food I eat is going...to my fingers!

And thats why they fit me after about 2pm. Because all morning these little fingers are working hard typing away, writing things like this up and using up lots of calories for those beautiful gemstone rings to fit perfectly...ahhhh

The Diamond Chick xxx